Some Jokes
Some jokes to share with you One night, as a couple lay down for bed, the husband gently taps his wife on the shoulder and starts rubbing her arm. The wife turns over and says: “I’m sorry honey, I’ve got a gynecologist appointment tomorrow and I want to stay fresh.” The husband, rejected, turns over [...]
Prostitute Joke….
There was a prostitute who had three different rates based on the following three conditions: 1) $100.00 to do it on the grass. 2) $200.00 to do it on a couch. 3) $300.00 to do it in the bed. In the morning a British bloke walks in and slaps $100 on the table. So they went [...]
Clovis Cartoon – Beenie & Bounty Take To The Seas
Clovis Cartoon – Beenie & Bounty Take To The Seas No, we just can’t get enough of these hilarious Clovis cartoons that spoof the ongoing United States visa saga facing some Jamaican artistes. The Clovis cartoon below was featured in today’s Jamaica Observer newspaper, and shows popular dancehall deejays Beenie Man and Bounty Killer (whose [...]
Jokes, Silent Burglar/Always by my side
Silent Burglar A man went to the police station wishing to speak with the burglar who had broken into his house the night before. “You’ll get your chance in court,” said the desk sergeant. “No, no, no!” said the man. “I want to know how he got into the house without waking my wife. I’ve [...]
More Jokes
Contribution to the War on Terror It was announced today that Jamaica is now prepared to help the US in its war against terrorism. They have promised to commit 2 of their largest battleships, 6000 armed troops and 60 fighter jets. However, after the exchange rate, that comes down to a canoe, two yardie and [...]
Bolted Cartoon Jokes..
I was online and i came across these jokes… I just had to laugh, so todays theme is about Usain Bolt, suprisingly today is his birthday bash… Big Up USAIN!!!! Clovis cartoon in the Jamaica Observer’s Chat magazine on Monday, August 17, 2009, following his world record 9.58 run in the 100M finals at the [...]